Thought it was a Zebra crossing...

  Seth Haniel 08:40 24 Sep 2008

click here

Pile-up as cow strays on motorway
An escaped cow caused a five-car pile-up when it strayed on to a major motorway in West Lothian.

  DANZIG 09:31 24 Sep 2008

Unfortunately the cow didn't survive.

Pity it couldn't have moo-ved out of the way of the oncoming cars......

....thats it though.

I'm not going to milk any more puns out of this story.

...unless anyone else can think of an udder one???


  Grey Goo 09:58 24 Sep 2008

Should have sounded it's Horn

  Seth Haniel 10:04 24 Sep 2008

corny beef jokes ;)

  DANZIG 11:03 24 Sep 2008

Better pack it in.

We might get leathered


  Proclaimer 13:04 24 Sep 2008


  Grey Goo 13:09 24 Sep 2008

The local Fire Brigade are having a big BBQ this weekend.

  Chris the Ancient 18:41 24 Sep 2008

Is Miss Steak going to cook it?

  oresome 18:45 24 Sep 2008

A mooving story

  Forum Editor 18:49 24 Sep 2008

I can't stand the pain.

  Seth Haniel 08:29 25 Sep 2008

Beef about

so will close thread :)


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