the coldest February week in five years
My god, five years, that's sixty months. It's
well to be honest not that significant, when they start wheeling out the coldest February for fifty years or better still "Since records began" I'll worry about it. OK so next week is going to be unpleasantly pigging cold. It's hardly The day after tomorrow world shatteringly awful no matter how florid the prose they seem intent on using.
I might even put on a sweater.