Oh, heavens. Crash - the film made of the JG Ballard movies - was beyond terrible. Pretentious, deeply unsexy ... when it finished someone in the cinema said "thank God!" very loudly and everyone laughed.
Black Snake Moan - out now, Christina Ricci, Samuel L Jackson - is also a pile of steaming ordure. And I hated Closer, too - the film adaptation of the Patrick Marber play. Horrible people being horrible to each other.