This morning I ordered some ink from an on-line shop, and decided to check my past orders. I discovered that some weeks ago two orders had been placed for an item on the same day and had been marked as cancelled. I did not recognise this item, so, bearing in mind hacking etc, I e-mailed the shop detailing this, saying ".....I have no recollection of this. Should I be concerned?" Only after sending this did I realise it had two meanings. Anyone would be concerned at memory loss. Can only imagine the mirth at the other end.