New Windows error reports :)

  rdave13 16:34 01 Nov 2014

Found this list,

•Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

•My software never has bugs. It just develops random features



•BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

•Access denied--nah nah na nah nah|

•Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename|"

•As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

•Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

•Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.

•... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

•Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

•An error? Impossible| My modem is error correcting.

•Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

•Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

•RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

•Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

•Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

•Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

•ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI|

•Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

•"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981


•Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

•Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE|

•Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

•Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

•REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

•Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

•Hit any user to continue.

•I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control|

•If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

•Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

From here.

  rdave13 22:33 01 Nov 2014


  Fruit Bat /\0/\ 12:10 02 Nov 2014

Very amusing

here's one from a few years ago and my apologies to anyone who may take offence.

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