It's a busy time here at my North-Pole workshops,and the last thing I expected to have to do was register with a computer magazine web-site to deal with a report that people are saying I don't exist.
As you can all see, I'm very much alive,and working hard to get everything ready for the big night when as always I'll be delivering presents to children everywhere. I'm posting a message here to reassure all those boys and girls that - contrary to what some spoilsports might try to tell you - I'm real enough,and will be there without fail on Christmas Eve. Don't forget to leave a carrot or two for my reindeer, and if you fancy adding a small nip of something warming for me it will help keep out the winter chill.
Best wishes to you all for a Happy Christmas and a peaceful New year.
Always wanted to know, how do you get round the lack of chimneys in modern flats?
Oh and how are
and Blitzen? Are they ready for the long flight around the world,if there is a world of course. May I draw your attention to the interesting premise that according to the ancient Mayans,the world will end on December the 21st effectively making you redundant.
I have been getting a lot of letters asking me for mobile phones and tablet computers, and one little girl has asked for princess palace with built-in prison cell where she could lock up her brother. I don't think I'll be delivering that present.
As for the mince pie incident, my elves managed to get the stains out, so I've decided that yes, you can come off the naughty list now.
Does that "BOOO Bah Humbug" mean that you would like me to ignore the letter you sent me, begging me for a new PS3 to replace the one you broke when you had that tantrum about turning it off when it was bed-time?
It's good of you to spare the time to join us when you must be rushed off your feet with preparations for your annual trip. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything I can do - like banning anyone who still can't accept that you're a real person.