God called George Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates to come to a conference.
And, when they were all there, God said: "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I'm really fed up with the way things are on Earth, so I've decided to destroy it. The good news is that I'm giving you one week's notice."
So, George Bush called into session the joint houses of Congress and announced: "I've got good news and I've got bad news The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that He's going to destroy the Earth in one week."
Vladimir Putin called into session the Council of Ministers and announced: "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there is a God after all. The worse news is that He's going to destroy the Earth in a week."
Bill Gates, meanwhile, called all of his programmers, marketing experts, and administrators together and announced: "I've got good news and I've got better news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the 3 most important men on Earth. The better news is that we don't have to fix Windows Vista."
That made me laugh, thank you. But do really think they would fix vista (i'm beging to like vista, may be it has hypnotic powers)even if god told them to. You will just have to buy the next upgrade. lol