Yes, I'm feeling fine thank you. No, I've not lost my marbles (yet) either.
Two words 'walking stick' are time-consuming to say. However, a few years ago I sent a text to all my friends to ask them what name would they give my walking stick. Apart from wondering if I'd lost the plot, several suggestions came back but weren't quite what I was after. But there was one I immediately liked.
My walking stick is one of the collapsible folding metal section types held together with a strong cord from top to bottom. They're a pain to both collapse and straighten.
My friend came up with the name of 'Clopsy' which I liked straight-away.I asked him how he arrived at this and he said "As your walking stick is collapsible, why not call it 'Clopsy'?" (A variation on words I liked.)
So, my fellow inanimate object-users, my walking sticks are both named 'Clopsy'! One for going to the shops with, and the other for wandering around my bungalow and back garden.
Does your walking stick or other walking aide (or anything else inanimate) have a name? If so,how did you arrive at it?
I've just acquired a four wheel type zimmer thing. It hasn't got go faster stripes yet, but it enables me to perambulate a lot faster than I used to. Maybe I will call it my Perambulator! I used to give my cars names so why not a walking stick etc.