Lovely dinner cooked by my daughter after which she asked me what the time was, no mobile phones allowed on my table xmas day. No clock in our dining room so I looked at one in another room, it displays digital but also a clock face with no numbers on it but 3 big fat hands. I shouted back 1955 or 528, then I realized I had misread it and said that was wrong, I looked at the second instead of the second hand, it is actually a quarter past 20.
Not original material I know Aitchbee but at least you got the gist. my daughter laughed, just being polite probably but she has seen the sketch. Not very funny anyway in the sober light of day and I don't mean Dave Allen who I found hilarious at times.