I can quote a few not very good ones
but it may start the
ball rolling for some better examples.
I was staying in a hotel in Malta, it had a TV which
I had never even touched or switched on. A knock on the door
by a guy that said he had come to repair the TV. He came in,
switched it on and said "what is wrong with
it" I replied I don't know I am just staying here.He replied
NOTHING wrong with it is there WHATS UP WITH YOU then stormed off.
Went to "Diamond Lils" nightclub at Heathrow if anyone knows
it, four of us went all smartly dressed but
I was not wearing a jacket so I was refused entry.
I tried to reason that once inside
people removed their jackets anyway. No jacket No entry
was the rule. I asked "Will any jacket do" Yes was the reply.
I got a damp filthy old donkey jacket out of the boot of my car
and was allowed in.
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