Buses cancelled, the Tube severely disrupted, all BA flights cancelled, runways closed, airports on alert, roads closed, schools closed, thousands of people off work, Railways disrupted, BBC reporters dispatched to all points east of Wales.
What has happened? Another terrorist attack? A nuclear accident? An Alien invasion?
No, a bit of snow fell. It must be the start of the mountain climbing season.
BBC have a helicopter out now, it's relaying back crappy pictures though. M25 is a car park. Boris has suspended the congestion charge, lol. One casualty to report, a Westminster politician was seriously hurt when someone made a remark about the cut of his suit.
Just heard on the news, Wednesday Rovers United broke the transfer record for a new player, reports say that the deal was worth almost £60 million and by the way, tomorrow's match is cancelled because of snow on the pitch.