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  Fruit Bat /\0/\ 15:03 23 Jul 2004

Time for a light break for all you hardworking Helpers on the Forum.....

Prehistoric tech support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

This fire help. Me Groog

Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
You have flint and stone?


You hit them together?


What happen?

Fire not work

(sigh) Make spark?

No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

*sigh* You change rock?

I change nothing

You sure?

Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

*Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

  Fruit Bat /\0/\ 15:28 23 Jul 2004

Just get a bit frustrated explaining to forumm members how to repair their PCs (I Know we were in that position ourselves once) needed some light relief.

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