Moving away from the usual doom and gloom we get here, my Grand Daughter wants to be able to tell the time. Of course her mother and I can teach her that but I found an easier explanation available on the net click here
I was in hysterics watching that. Absolutely brilliant.
It always strikes me watching these "old time" comedians, how they manipulated words to get the laughs. OK, he did "lightly" swear once, but it wasn't the constant stream of foul mouthed swearing that passes for comedy today.