I wish someone would hurry up with something along those lines.
One of my staff gave me a wireless keyboard and mouse set today. It's one of those cut in half, bent like a banana keyboards that are allegedly oh so easy to type on.
Damn thing's nearly been clean out the window half a dozen times today already...
I swear I invented a whole new programming language this afternoon, because it didn't look much like the SQL it was supposed to be.