In your plans to rule the world - Why don't you create one your self?
This place is for boring old folks who have no sense of humour and have never been known to pull anyones leg or post anything remotely amusing!
If you hang around a while, you will find the occasional glimpse of humour or just a bite of sarcasm.
We will all welcome your presence, and if you give everyone a chance they might to shine a light on some problem you have.
You do have the occasional problem? Don't you?