Anyone need Technical Support?

  [DELETED] 14:37 18 Nov 2003

This might amuse you:

Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy
6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my
system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
Cleanhouse 2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an
automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning,
launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products have no Help files,
and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which
needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome
child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the
new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal
operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files
before uninstalling itself. Any help on this matter would be most
gratefully received.

  [DELETED] 14:39 18 Nov 2003

Sorry, I forgot to split it up into paragraphs.

  [DELETED] 14:47 18 Nov 2003

you obviously have not had wife1 installed long, after a while the bundled Freesex shuts down and you have to go onto "click here to get it restarted.
That's if your lucky.

Spot-on hoverman.....very good!

  [DELETED] 14:52 18 Nov 2003


  [DELETED] 14:55 18 Nov 2003

You need to install "Fe-Mail washer" ;o)

  [DELETED] 15:08 18 Nov 2003

your ivegotaheadache isn't even responding! Have you pushed some of the wrong buttons? Or is this site just not responding to me....?

  johnnyrocker 15:16 18 Nov 2003

same here dead link.


  [DELETED] 15:20 18 Nov 2003

necro-file-ia? Sorry!

  [DELETED] 15:34 18 Nov 2003

Not dead but fictional as in

click here

  [DELETED] 15:36 18 Nov 2003

by installing AXEMAN Plus you will destroy 'Pop Up and Wife 1.0' but will need to get a copy and install Anti-Homicide Quickplus' or 'FastFlight 3.0'. In additon you can get skin for Mistress 2003 to run within 'FastFlight 3.0'

Good Luck and Excellent !!!!

  [DELETED] 15:38 18 Nov 2003

That anyone finds this at all funny is really sad. That men assume that no women participate in these forums is typical male arrogance. I wonder whether any woman would be foolish enough to marry a man with such attitudes. If she did, it would surely be because she was unintelligent, unattractive, or just desparate.

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