To all my fellow pc enthusiasts’ thank you very much for all your excellent tips and advice to tackle the job of endeavouring to remove the engrained seagull poo from my brand new brass plaque that had only been in place less than 18 hours before it was defaced. Much of what was written did make me smile and I appreciate it was not computer related but nevertheless I do value your advice and guidance on things. I live at the seaside you see, and I live in a basement flat and I was mentioning to father over the telephone how bizarre it was that many people nowadays seem not to know where or what a ‘basement’ flat is and when the regular postman is not on the rounds I seem to get my neighbours mail through my letter box and they seem to get mine and I could tell by the tone of the old lady’s voice who lives on the top floor when she had telephoned me for the 7th time to come and collect my mail from her door mat because it once again had been incorrectly been posted through her letter box and she can’t walk down the 7 steps to my basement flat because she says her back is not too good that something had to be done. So father purchased for me a brass plaque sorted out that had ‘Basement Flat’ written on it with an arrow pointing to my front door so now hopefully the non regular post person, mini cabs drivers’ and pizza’ lads will know that I am not 50 or 50A but Basement Flat 50. I’m going to try my best to remove the seagull poo on Monday I shall let you know how I got on.
What a lovely break from PC or IT. The only problem I`ve got is whether the seagull poo is a virus. Truly you can never tell until the entrails of your OS are hard set in drying seagull poo. Just a thought!!!