Need a day/week/month of work...

  powerless 22:56 10 Aug 2003
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...and have the perfect excuse?

Then click here ! (Click SickNote Pro)

"Dear powerless's Manager,

Please excuse powerless from work this morning, as he has a doctor's appointment. Since contracting sick building syndrome, he requires constant medical check-ups to ensure that he doesn't relapse, or something.

When powerless returns, it would be advisable to keep stress, and work levels, to a minimum where possible. In cases such as these, it is often also beneficial for the sufferer to play PS2 games for at least half of the day.

Many thanks for your cooperation, etc etc

Dr Corbusier (MSc)"

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