What you are really saying is that your mates all have newer laptops and yours now looks ancient.
I'll bet it actually does the Word Processing, Facebook and Movies, OK.
There is no cure for this malaise. Put the music on your phone and get a fancy bag for the laptop. If you're really desperate ~ Spray Paint it.
If you have a friend at the local Art College, get the outside of it really pimped up! Then it will be unique, a work of art, and who will really care if it does not have a cutting edge moniker!