Words from a loved one mean!

  TopCat® 18:26 23 May 2012
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Had the following missive sent to me by my daughter. I quite liked it, so thought it might be appreciated by others here as well. TC.

DEAR MUM LETTER....

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum' and with the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Mum.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Coby.

"P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk"

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

  TopCat® 18:27 23 May 2012

Problem posting this and part of title missing!

  Aitchbee 21:57 23 May 2012

I was "taken in" and almost shed a tear :o[

  Kev.Ifty 00:00 24 May 2012

lol

  Chegs ®™ 03:14 24 May 2012

I've not seen it before & it made me laugh.

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