How dare you. This is a PC Forum you must not use such bad language here.
Seriously though. You'll need to supply some info at least, its like saying I need a car. It makes no sense unless you give some info.
How much can you spend? What will you be doing with it? Will you be playing games - this incidently in my opinion is the main stumbling block with laptops. Laptops can in general do everything that desktops can BUT the graphics are rather poor. Not a problem with surfing the net, word processing, spreadsheets etc etc but it is a problem with games.