IT Dept : Right click on the screen. Customer : Just a moment (after a short delay) IT Dept : What's happened? Customer : nothing IT Dept : what did you do? Customer : I wrote "Click" on the screen . . . .
When I was working in the factory the main drive sprocket on a peice of machinery broke, on explaining this to the production supervisor, that the plant could not run unless we could find a spare he said "well it will just have to run without it".