slap seahorse

  denis93c 19:40 15 May 2006

in kings quest 2,how do i slap the seahorse?

  spikeychris 20:55 15 May 2006

Down through the ages and around the world people have been asking this question. Thousands of years ago, a man known as Job, put it this way: How do I slap the seahorse?

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  denis93c 21:17 15 May 2006

you are an idiot,please leave

  Forum Editor 21:33 15 May 2006

and click here but only if you want to know more than how to deal with the seahorse.

  Danoh 21:33 15 May 2006

sorry, denis93c. I don't play PC games..

  ade.h 21:52 15 May 2006

Spikeychris, you don't post very often these days, but when you do, it's usually a gem!!

  The Spires 08:50 16 May 2006

Most amusing :-)

  DieSse 14:48 16 May 2006


Thanx - you just made my afternoon.

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  tommy vercetti 16:41 16 May 2006

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  SG Atlantis® 16:43 16 May 2006

bad breath?

  big bloke66 19:24 16 May 2006

53.Why do men have nipples ?.

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