The Simpsons' most memorable quotes

  peter99co 18:19 14 Jan 2010
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  bremner 18:37 14 Jan 2010

"Oh, they have Internet on computers now"

"Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

  Colin 22:29 14 Jan 2010

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university."

"You're a grade A moron."

I'm not so much disappointed, as blinded with rage."

“Conscience? You can cure that with alcohol.”

“And now to enjoy the time between the lie and when the lie’s find out.”

“That’s not my recollection.”

  Seth Haniel 23:01 14 Jan 2010

And youre dammed if you do - Bart.

Whoopie doo Smithers - Mr Burns

  OTT_B 23:16 14 Jan 2010

"Operator, give me the number for 911"

  DANZIG 23:47 14 Jan 2010

"Hello Everybody!" - Dr Nick , every time he's on!

  [email protected] 23:56 14 Jan 2010

Mr Burns:

"I have two buttons under my desk - one of them supplies your town with electricity, the other one releases the hounds"

  Quickbeam 07:20 15 Jan 2010

What about Homer's 'the best day of my life', when recounting that the Duff beer tanker crashed and he gorged himself on spilt beer.

  interzone55 09:11 15 Jan 2010

I can't remember it word for word, but a paraphrase is

Homer: You don't get anything for nothing in this life, now shut up while the lottery's on...

  Seth Haniel 10:43 15 Jan 2010

.. Nelson

  wids001 11:10 15 Jan 2010

One that actually sums me up to a tee!

Grandpa Simpson to Homer,

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.
Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it scares me .... It'll happen to you"

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