one man from Somerset reported seeing a flying saucer land near the Feltham bypass and two aliens, dressed in black, apparently emerged. One alien checked the engines while a second said - in fluent English - "capture that man before tells anybody else".
Somerset....isn't that where the cider apples grow?
A couple of months ago our local police got numerous reports of a ghostly apparition in a hedge on a dark lane... Turned out to be a piece of builders plastic sheeting caught in a hedge and blowing in the wind!
When I was in The Lakes camping once, a schoolboy was near to absolute panic at the sight of a 'UFO' hovering over a hilltop for over an hour, and couldn't understand why we thought it so funny... Then the teacher spoiled the fun and told him it was the planet Venus:)