Iron Tonic or Legal Aid?

  morddwyd 12:19 10 Mar 2011

My wife has just bought some black stockings.

Should I get some Sanatogen, or a divorce lawyer?

  wiz-king 12:36 10 Mar 2011

Its to keep you in suspen(ders)ce.

  finerty 12:43 10 Mar 2011

morddwyd maybe their there for you to wear when you miss behave, especially when you been going about this cut and that cut and nose cuts and shave cuts and paper cuts and etc etc

  finerty 12:44 10 Mar 2011

morddwyd you could always try them on for size

  finerty 12:45 10 Mar 2011

I wonder when FE will put the red lock box on

  jakimo 12:55 10 Mar 2011

'My wife has just bought some black stockings.'

Perhaps shes forward planning for a funeral

  Kevscar1 15:54 10 Mar 2011

Maybe you should get some viagra

  spuds 16:00 10 Mar 2011

Sounds to me that she is preparing for a wake. But I wonder whose :O(

  Forum Editor 16:14 10 Mar 2011

where I am, and I can't sleep, so I thought I would look in on my little island parish, and what do I find?

A thread about black stockings.

My ever so beady eye will be watching proceedings with interest, unless I drop off until the sun is up.

  amonra 16:43 10 Mar 2011

Memories of Benny Hill come to mind.... CAAWWWWW !!!

  morddwyd 17:04 10 Mar 2011

Sorry FE.

I had no idea these vulgar people would make all these inappropriate remarks.

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