Instructions that make me smile

  Graham* 15:36 08 Feb 2012

"Stand in a bucket of water for an hour before planting"

"Microwave for two minutes then shake gently"

"Pierce with a pin then shove off"

  smokingbeagle 15:43 08 Feb 2012

"Contact the maker"

  exdragon 15:46 08 Feb 2012

Keep away from children.

  Aitchbee 16:04 08 Feb 2012

Please drink responsibly.

  Aitchbee 16:09 08 Feb 2012

"Break a leg" - given to actors, before goin' on stage.

  avesnes1 16:30 08 Feb 2012

Light the blue touchpaper and retire.

Open the other end. (found printed on both ends of a box of cereals!)

  Aitchbee 16:30 08 Feb 2012

"Press bell in good time and remain seated until the bus stops."

  bremner 16:51 08 Feb 2012

The best computer instruction ever

"No keyboard found press F1 to continue"

  Bingalau 17:03 08 Feb 2012

By my mum just before I was to play football. "If you break your leg, don't come running to me!"

  john bunyan 17:04 08 Feb 2012
  BT 17:55 08 Feb 2012

"Do not use while driving"

on a sleep mask!

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