Here is a good headline!

  pj123 16:12 25 Nov 2007
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Just seen this on BBC Teletext.

Headline:

"Fire at Animal Incineration Plant"

Isn't that what you would expect there to be?

  jakimo 18:12 25 Nov 2007

Notice in a Bolton restaurant window

"Why not try our curry, you'll never get better"

  Chris the Ancient 18:50 25 Nov 2007

We dispense with accuracy.

  Chris the Ancient 18:51 25 Nov 2007

When Field Marshall Montgomery flew out to see the troops in WWII...
"Monty flies back to front".

  Fruit Bat /\0/\ 18:53 25 Nov 2007

On teletext yesterday

"Lessons to teach children to drink"

  bluto1 19:06 25 Nov 2007

Sign outside local Co-op after makeover.

"Come and try our refurbished food store"

  john bunyan 19:20 25 Nov 2007

Sign at local Pub - The Black Dog
"No dogs Allowed"

  Jim Thing 19:33 25 Nov 2007

...above a report that a local farmer and his two sons had been fined for chopping down a protected tree:

"Tree fellers in court."

  tried 19:49 25 Nov 2007

was that three fellers or tree fellows was it protected by a fence? damn I must get me eyes tested or a bigger screen!!

  birdface 20:54 25 Nov 2007

A signpost at Northampton General Hospital.For Family planning go round the back.

  Legolas 21:16 25 Nov 2007

Now this is a bit over the top....or is it?

click here

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