have you ever wondred why

  bobbybluenose 23:46 12 Aug 2009

have you ever wondered why you have to press start to stop windows >why the sun lightens your hair but darkens your skin .
why is there no mouse flavoured cat food.
sheep dont shrink in the rain .
call the airport the terminal if flying is so safe,
just a few one liners enjoy

  dagnammit 23:54 12 Aug 2009

Nah, not really.

  Kev.Ifty 02:53 13 Aug 2009

Wondered why when they are going to the Moon they go in the day time!

  JanetO 14:30 13 Aug 2009

I liked these too:

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

  tein 14:39 13 Aug 2009

Here's a few!

click here

  BT 16:52 13 Aug 2009

... on a 'Sleep Mask' instructions said 'Do not use while driving' As if I would!

  canarieslover 19:46 13 Aug 2009

Warning!! - May make you drowsy. What else would you want them to do??

  bluto1 20:01 13 Aug 2009

"Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"

The helmet have headphones incorporated, so it can be argued that the pilots hoped for a recall.;-))

  Strawballs 21:11 13 Aug 2009

Why did they make dyslexia so hard to spell

  bobbybluenose 23:56 13 Aug 2009

strawballs thats on i have not heard thank you put it in the memory bank

  carver 00:14 14 Aug 2009

I've allways wondered just how far you can throw a tantrum.

And why are there so many shootings at that town called Random.

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