Oh well i think its time we ALL chilled out from the negative lifestyle we have & lets uplift this place so id LOVE YOU to post any funny momments youve had please lets get this Forum moving in a posative way..besides what time of year is it..?
When our first child was born there was a problem. My wife had to be moved from the local cottage hospital to a nearby Maternity hospital where the birth had to be INDUCED. When my wife was then returned to the smaller hospital a crowd of the patients gathered round to ask how she had got on It was no bother she said but the doctor had to SEDUCE me first.
Funniest moment for my boys was when i told them to "stand back,i'll show you how it's done"before commandeering their sled. I got up a good head of steam pushing it down the slope before diving onto the sled in a prone,forward facing position.But just as i did it hit a bare patch of tarmac and stopped dead.Unfortunately i didn't.I went face first into the road,flipped right over and continued without the sled on my back,feet first. A funny moment for my neighbour was when my wife nagged me to replace the blown down fence panel in a gale force wind.I told her it was impossible and also dangerous but she argued that it had to go up straight away because of our dogs. On lifting up the 6ft panel,the wind lifted me up and launched myself and the panel through the living room window where my neighbour and wife sat watching me whilst drinking a cup of tea. I simply said "told you"before going off to find some wood to board the window up with.