It's a dank, wet morning in my part of Shropshire and I need cheering up. So, what are your favorite one liners (from any source).I'll kick of with the note on fridge door "Gone to bed - dinner's in the dog".
"Sorry, must leave. I've got an early start"."You've got an early finish too."(OK, so that's two lines)(Be a bit surprised if this thread is still open at cease work!)
I've always liked this one of Twain's.Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please...
morddwyd. Your comment on the threads life is about to be proved true.
Do you like kids, wan't to go halves
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
A ship carrying red paint collided with one carrying blue paint and now they're marooned.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night worrying about the existence of Dog.
I did get you a present,but i haven,t fixed the fuse to it yet
Is better than Nothing:)
May West had some good ones. My favorite was, 'When I'm good I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.'Another Churchill one was said after Lady Astor accused him of being drunk: 'In the morning I'll be sober but you'll still be ugly.'
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