"Microsoft agent" phoned me again today, very pleasant Indian gentleman offering to help me fix all the problems that he says I have reported with my PC. He just requires me to press a few buttons on the keyboard to enable him to help me. Does he think I am THAT STUPID.
I've also never had the 'Microsoft' calls, and despite TPS I still get mostly calls wanting do a 'Survey'. I just say "I don't do surveys" then tell them to * off.
The most stupid one recently was 'telling' me that the recent accident I'd had might entitle me to claim. I said "I haven't had an accident" and was then asked 'Are you sure?'. I think I ought to know!
It is OK having a bit of fun with them if you happen to be in silly mode. I once spent about 10mins convincing the pest that I had a special keyboard that had no Ctrl key. Eventually he got the supervisor to speak to me who having explained exactly where it is, asked if I could now see it, of course not I replied, it is down the shed, she hung up.
For those that feel left out, don't because they normally call at the most inconvenient time with a total disregard for their intended victim.