"Disorder in the Court."

  ajm 22:36 21 Mar 2007
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They're things people actually said in court, word for word

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan. ---------------------------------------------------
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? ---------------------------------------------------
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ---------------------------------------------------

  ajm 22:36 21 Mar 2007

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

  g0slp 06:51 22 Mar 2007

Nice one, ajm!

That's brightened up my morning!

  laurie53 08:04 22 Mar 2007

Good early smile, particularly the last one

Laurie

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