Computer Related Joke

  Bingalau 14:08 20 Feb 2007
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A computer related joke to lighten the day.... Are they allowed on here?


The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over.

"Your hard drive's crashed," he said.

I called the computer services office and explained, "My computer is down. The hard drive's crashed."

"We can't just send people down on your say so. How do you know that's the problem"?

"A student told me," I answered.

"We'll send someone over right away."

..Bingalau..

  bluto1 14:22 20 Feb 2007

Aint it the truth!!!

  Cymro. 15:42 20 Feb 2007

Many a true word etc.

  thms 19:11 20 Feb 2007

One of my mates is constantly screwing up his pc so when he phoned the other night, and not being in the best of moods I told him " the problem would appear to lie between the screen and the chair".

Not heard from him since. Wonder why?

  STREETWORK 19:45 20 Feb 2007

I gave my wife a torch for her birthday...

Her face lit up...

  SLAYER 20:52 20 Feb 2007

I gave my wife a new bag on valentines day.

The hoover's working fine now.

  SANTOS7 20:55 20 Feb 2007

Wife wanted fur coat for birthday, bought her a Donkey Jacket..

  Kev.Ifty 23:06 20 Feb 2007

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

  Gosford 23:15 20 Feb 2007

Why are pirates called pirates?

The just arrgghh

  Forum Editor 23:18 20 Feb 2007

Why is it that threads like this always start those little warning bells ringing in my head?

Because I know what almost inevitably happens, that's why.

  BT 08:18 21 Feb 2007

When my son worked at Staples, a lady who had bought a Keyboard came back the next day wanting to know why there was no MANUAL in the box!

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