Awshum you need to re-evaluate your life's expectations. You have more chance of being struck by lightening or taken away by aliens from Andromida than any of the things you expect. ;-)
Today my main expectation is I get the washing dry outside before a rapidly moving band of rain moving east gets here. I know someone knows that & will speed the rain band up at just the right time to bog my day up.
The kids where good this morning, the sky is clear today and I won £2 on a scratchcard yesterday. Life is good! I'm now hoping for an easy shift at work this afternoon but I doubt it, I'm expecting the opposite. Lol