and here we have it. One of the shortest-lived threads on the forum. There are subjects which are destined to attract the kind of comments that most people finished with on the school playground, and I see that things are already off to a fine start.
I'm not going to spend a Sunday morning looking out for the next puerile remark, so I'll close the thread, and prepare myself for the usual "FE has no sense of humour, we were only having some innocent fun, what's the world coming to, PC brigade....etc., etc."
This thread is now locked and can not be replied to.