I like Kippers but the smell so early in the morning puts me off. So I will stick to my porridge and a tablespoonful of tinned mandarins to sweeten it up a bit.. I can just see the shock/horror on the faces of all my Scottish pals, as they mumble into theirs, "Porridge should only be cooked in water and eaten with salt for taste... Och Aye the noo" etc.
im with bingalau i hate the smell of kippers, even though i love kippers, so i save the luxury for when im in the position to have breakfast out. i also find i can still taste them afterwards. the mars bar i have just eaten seems not to cause such problems (but possibly adds a couple of new ones)