Its certainly not a strange post, but is a little on the vague side.
As I'm sure you can imagine, the amount of programming languages out there is, well, pretty big.
I'd decide what you want to be able to do (e.g. create a website of similar standard to one of your choosing, create an iPhone App etc) then look at what languages you need to know for that, and what software is available to help. Microsoft Word, for example, will effectively write a webpage for you. It won't be too good, but a webpage it will be.
More info needed!