"i have been geeking since 2003"
Not too successfully, by the sound of it. People use the Windows system restore point process all the time without any problems. In Windows 10 you should rarely have to resort to it, the OS is extremely stable.
When you say that system restore doesn't work, what do you mean, exactly - are there visible restore points, and are you being offered a list to select form, or what?
Being unable to use system restore on two machines does sound as though there's possible a problem other than a Windows fault - it's most unusual.
"i made a recovery program on a usb pen just in case the windows creator program caused me any problems"
What recovery program did you 'make' and has the Windows 10 Creator update caused you problems? Major new updates of any operating system always cause problems for some people, but so far we haven't seen a large number being flagged in our forums.