A computer was something on TVFrom a science fiction show of note.A window was something you hated to clean...And ram was the cousin of a goat.....Meg was the name of my girlfriendAnd gig was a job for the nightsNow they all mean different thingsAnd that really mega bytesAn application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pianoMemory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank accountAnd if you had a 3 1/2" floppyYou hoped nobody found outCompress was something you did to the garbageNot something you did to a fileAnd if you unzipped anything in publicYou'd be in jail for a whileLog on was adding wood to the fireHard drive was a long trip on the roadA mouse pad was where a mouse livedAnd a backup happened to your commodeCut you did with a pocket knifePaste you did with glueA web was a spider's homeAnd a virus was the fluI guess I'll stick to my pad and paperAnd the memory in my headI hear nobody's been killed in a computer crashBut when it happens they wish they were dead!
Very good indeed!
What does everyone else think of it?
It made me laugh. It is good. J
Now I'm no computer nerd, but that's really superb,permission please to use it elsewhere
Please do use it.Pass it on to whomever could do with a laugh
Very good - actually produced a few trips down memory lane (for whats left of the memory - very low on physical resources these days).
loli will leave this open over the weekend and then close the threadIf anyone wants me to email them the document as an attachment then click on my envelopeHave a nice weekend people!!
Seriously, if any one comes up with author..please post it. Came across this a few years ago and have never found out.
Excellent! Sorry, save that for VoG.Superb!
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