Obviously you work in that sector and have read Kate B's thread.
Pity the shop workers who sell more from the same space, pity the etailers who sell more from the same warehouse, pity their suppliers who have to send more stock in. Pity the Turkey farmers, pity the posties carrying more mail. Pity those poor children from that hamper company, pity anyone who earns less than you... Pity pity pity.
Pity the folk on here that have to read these "pity this" threads.