40 funny Cortana questions to ask

Microsoft has a sense of humour and has programmed plenty of funny responses into Cortana. All you need to know is which questions to ask.

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  • Funny questions to ask Cortana in Windows 10 start Intro
  • Cortana funny sayings what cortana mean What does Cortana mean?
  • Cortana funny sayings male or female Are you male or female?
  • Cortana funny sayings real or not Are you real?
  • Cortana funny what wearing What are you wearing?
  • Cortana funny sayings look like What do you look like?
  • Cortana funny sayings Where do you live Where do you live?
  • Cortana funny sayings whos your creator Who is your creator?
  • Cortana funny sayings Whos daddy Who’s your daddy?
  • Cortana funny sayings Will you marry me Will you marry me?
  • funny questions to ask cortana 33 Hey Siri!
  • funny questions to ask cortana 34 Do a barrel roll
  • funny questions to ask cortana 35 Play rock, paper, scissors
  • funny questions to ask cortana 36 Give me strength!
  • funny questions to ask cortana 38 Do an impression
  • Cortana funny sayings joke Tell me a joke
  • Cortana funny sayings say something funny Say something funny
  • Cortana funny sayings Tell me a story Tell me a story
  • Cortana funny sayings song Sing me a song
  • Cortana funny sayings chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • funny questions to ask cortana 39 Can you speak Klingon?
  • Cortana funny sayings fox say What does the Fox say?
  • Cortana funny sayings Knock knock Knock, Knock
  • Cortana funny sayings clippy Do you know Clippy?
  • Cortana funny sayings why are we here Why are we here?
  • Cortana funny sayings may force be with you May the force be with you
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  • funny questions to ask cortana 40 Beam me up!
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  • Cortana funny sayings tell about halo Tell me about Halo
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  • funny questions to ask cortana 37 How is Master Chief?
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  • Cortana funny sayings Linux or windows Which is better: Linux or Windows?
  • Cortana funny sayings What think apple What do you think of Apple?
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Funny questions to ask Cortana

If you've got Windows 10, you'll have discovered Cortana when you first clicked on the search box. She's your personal digital assistant can be very helpful.

We've put together a guide on how to get the most from Cortana, but that's the serious stuff. 

As Apple has done with Siri, Microsoft has given Cortana dozens of amusing replies: you just need to know which questions to ask.

So try asking some of the questions here - her responses are in the images. And she usually has several different responses, so try asking again and see what happens.

We used a Windows Phone, but the questions work in Windows 10 (pictured) too. And don't forget that Cortana is now available on Android and iOS too!

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Next Prev Funny questions to ask Cortana in Windows 10 start

If you've got Windows 10, you'll have discovered Cortana when you first clicked on the search box. She's your personal digital assistant can be very helpful.

We've put together a guide on how to get the most from Cortana, but that's the serious stuff. 

As Apple has done with Siri, Microsoft has given Cortana dozens of amusing replies: you just need to know which questions to ask.

So try asking some of the questions here - her responses are in the images. And she usually has several different responses, so try asking again and see what happens.

We used a Windows Phone, but the questions work in Windows 10 (pictured) too. And don't forget that Cortana is now available on Android and iOS too!

What does Cortana mean?

What does Cortana mean?

Are you male or female?

Are you male or female?

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Are you real?

Are you real?

What are you wearing?

What are you wearing?

What do you look like?

What do you look like?

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Where do you live?

Where do you live?

Who is your creator?

Who is your creator?

Who’s your daddy?

Who’s your daddy?

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Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?

Hey Siri!

Hey Siri!

Do a barrel roll

Do a barrel roll

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Play rock, paper, scissors

Play rock, paper, scissors

Give me strength!

Give me strength!

Do an impression

Do an impression

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Tell me a joke

Tell me a joke

Say something funny

Say something funny

Tell me a story

Tell me a story

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Sing me a song

Sing me a song (Cortana actually sings!)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Can you speak Klingon?

Can you speak Klingon?

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What does the Fox say?

What does the Fox say? (A reference to the Ylvis song)

Knock, Knock

Knock, Knock

Do you know Clippy?

Do you know Clippy?

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Why are we here?

Why are we here?

May the force be with you

May the force be with you

Open the pod bay doors

Open the pod bay doors

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Beam me up!

Beam me up!

What is Halo?

What is Halo?

Tell me about Halo

Tell me about Halo  (there are lots of other Halo questions, too)

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Do you love Master Chief?

Do you love Master Chief? (Another Halo reference)

How is Master Chief?

How is Master Chief?

What’s the best search engine?

Cortana is highly opinionated and is unsurprisingly a staunch defender of Microsoft products.

What’s the best search engine?

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Which is better: PlayStation or Xbox?

Which is better: PlayStation or Xbox?

Which is better: Linux or Windows?

Which is better: Linux or Windows?

What do you think of Apple?

What do you think of Apple?

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Do you know Siri?

Do you know Siri?

Which is better: Cortana or Siri?

Which is better: Cortana or Siri?

What do you think of Android?

What do you think of Android?

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Which is better: Cortana or Google Now

Which is better: Cortana or Google Now

Goodnight

"Goodnight"

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