Personally, I think a set of white earphones is enough to mark an individual out as a bit of a plonker, but for some people that's not going nearly far enough.
Don't get me wrong. This isn't going to be a normal suit with an iPod pattern on it. Nor is it going to be an enormous iPod shaped costume that a desperate actor might be forced to wear outside an Apple store on the whim of a particularly cruel (or bored) marketing bod to earn a crust before the next fast food advert comes along.
It's actually going to be a tailored iPod suit, with a five-button control panel integrated into the lapel. It is, apparently, machine-washable and wrinkle resistant. It'll come in five colours (I'm not sure if white is one of them, but I really hope not) and will be sold at M&S for around £149.
If any friends or relatives of mine are reading this and are thinking of buying me one for Christmas - I'd much rather the money, thanks all the same.